The hardwood floor of the old German house creaked with each footfall as Herr Hitler walked into the room where his son played. Young Adolf quickly stood up like a soldier at attention, straightened his blue-grey sailor suit, and stammered in a cracking voice, “Good morning, father.” Uncertain of his father’s temperament he thought, “Now what could I have done?”
Alois Hitler, Sr. said, “I see you are playing with your toy horse.” Young Adolf’s posture relaxed a little. He didn’t seem to be in trouble. Then his father suggested something that young Adolf would never have imagined when he said, “Do you want to play a game of chess against your father? I know you have been practicing your chess moves for weeks. It is time you put that practice to good use. Put away your horse and set up the chessboard in the kitchen. You can play white.”
Herr Hitler smoked a cigarette then walked into the kitchen. He saw the chessboard set up on the kitchen table, sans two pawns, and young Adolf standing with his arms out and fists clenched. “All set up Father. Queen’s are on color. And, I want to play like a grown up.”, he said. He had a white pawn clenched in one fist and a dark pawn in the other. “Pick Father.”, he said. Alois smiled and picked the right hand. Young Adolf opened it and it was a white pawn. Young Adolf so wanted the advantage of making the first move with the white pieces, but he thought, “I can play the dark pieces and win!”
Alois played pawn to king four. That was the classic white opening and young Adolf expected it. Young Adolf also played pawn to king four since it was the classic countermove. Father played bishop to queen bishop four. Young Adolf countered with the same move, bishop to queen bishop four. The chessboard showed symmetry. Alois played queen to king rook five. Young Adolf stopped for a few minutes. Father deviated from the standard opening. Young Adolf placed his fingers on his knight and moved it two spaces forward and one to the left. The knight stood on the king bishop three space and was threatening his father’s queen. Young Adolf kept his finger on the top of the knight as he surveyed the board, rolled the knight a bit, then he released his finger and completed his move. Alois played queen takes pawn on king bishop three and said, “Check and mate!” Young Adolf looked at the chessboard for several minutes, his mouth dropped and his eyes started to tear. Alois picked up his queen and knocked young Adolf’s king over by flicking its base against the top of the king. The king fell, rolled a bit, and then stopped. Alois repeated, “Checkmate!” Young Adolf winced.
Adolf stood up, pounded his fist on the table and said, “You cheated!”
“No I didn’t,” said his father.
“Then you tricked me!”, shouted Adolf.
Alois yelled, “Adolf, sit down!” Adolf sat as if he were obeying an order from a commanding officer. Father said, “And what have you learned today?”
Adolf replied, “I learned you are a cheater and a trickster.”
Herr Hitler said, “No, you learned a valuable lesson. First, will you ever make that error again?”
“No father.”, Adolf replied.
Alois continued, “You see that you have to plan your moves in advance and test your enemy. I placed my queen in some danger to see how you would react. And, you reacted badly. So, you lost.”
Adolf asked, “So what was the right move?”
Alois answered, “Adolf, there is no right move. You have to play each move to test your opponent and also protect yourself. You have to set up situations where your opponent thinks they have the advantage, but they do not. Finally, you must always protect your pieces.”
“But father!”, Adolf said.
Alois replied, “There will be nothing you can’t accomplish if you follow these simple lessons!”
Hitler pounded his fist on the table and screamed, “How can this be?” He looked at the map pinned in the map room with his black troops concentrated close to Berlin. It looked like a chessboard. White pieces were moving in from all directions. His pieces were lost or ineffective. His queen, Eva Braun, was sacrificed by cyanide. On 30 April 1945 in his Führerbunker in Berlin, Adolf Hitler put a gun in his mouth, pulled the trigger, and committed suicide. His last thought was, “I won’t let you knock my king down!” He never did learn the lesson from his first chess game.